Crawling out of a two year hermit mode.
FaceBook got on my shitlist there for a while and I put it in timeout. I knew it all along but only recently came to accept that holding an entity in contempt is really silly…. Wasn’t it a line from Family Guy?
“… and remember kids! Guns don’t kill people, dangerous minorities do!”
“Remember kids… FaceBook doesn’t destroy relationships… Emotional vampires, narcissists, predators and the emotionally immature do!”
I’ve gotten pretty decent at crafting my own reality – my virtuality shouldn’t be any different right? … well… in theory.
So I turned FB back on… and now trying to figure out the rest of these damn social networking sites I’m half-ass on all fit together.
Thinking too much? – yup… This is the kinda crap that wakes me up in the morning over coffee.
Not represented in the working diagram is LiveJournal – which I don’t want to get rid of because it’s great for discussion… But not everything I throw into here needs, warrants or welcomes commentary.
Discussion on WordPress seems to just get me dozens of Russian Spam comments daily – so I’ve globally disabled commenting on there.
Still don’t really know what to do about Tumblr…. All the cool kids are doing it… but…
I’ve never been one of the cool kids….
just one of the strange ones.
At some point in recent history it occurred to me that I should make throwing work into this stuff bucket a more habitual thing… There’s a lot of projects that come across my desk that are “quickies”. Though these types of assignments wouldn’t traditionally be considered portfolio pieces – I really paused when considering the sheer volume of these that I’ve moved through my desktop over the years.
There’s a discussion topic launch point right there… how this kind of technology has really changed the nature of “portfolio”… Decades ago portfolio pieces *had* to be precious… My perfectly printed samples encased in plastic and slid into that trusty leather binder… the one I’d gripped white-knucked so many times and schlepped into first-time meetings with a potential client or employer.
I just found that old portfolio in this last move. It’s a perfect time capsule from back to about 2003 which was the last time I made an analog presentation.
I couldn’t bring myself to throw it away… that ole piece of cow hide and I went a lot of places together. I can count the fingernail marks on the spine like rings of a tree… “There’s the ones from the Flieshman Hillard portfolio review…. and there’s the one from that one bank… Â and there…”
Oh yeah – about the image.Â â†‘
My old colleague Erin (O’Brien) Wright rang me up from her new job and asked if I could massage a ragged bitmap image their company had cannibalized using CAD to show their company locations. The end destination for the graphic is a large conference room window in their office. The solution (which was actually a little more tedious than you’d think to get to) will install on the glass as three layers of vinyl: 2 on the inside of the glass, 1 on the outside.
Anyone want to try to come up with a good caption for this chicken?.
Studio / Chad-Day yesterday…. Got some errands done… Clocked a couple billable hours…. Tried to jump my dad’s car who’s battery is mysteriously dead….
Stopped by QuickTrip for a fountain drink as I’m apt to do with the frequency of a crack addict if left unchecked.
I asked the attendant: “Say,… does that Safe Placeâ„¢ sign outside really mean: Caucasian Buggery Inside?”
Jerry replied: “That’ll be 71 cents.”
I handed him three quarters, “Or does it mean that it’s safe for interracial making out?”
He handed me four pennies: “Thanks have a nice day.”
I saw a chicken and ran out of the store.