Breakfast with Bandwidth
Saturday was our pet power-dyke’s, shameless_157, birthday. Her only request for her special day was to come over and hang out and have a sleep over.
The need-machine of course had to take center-stage at all times, but it was a nice evening anyway. The bulk of the evening was spent shooting the shit and playing our now completely distorted version of UNO which takes hours to complete one hand.
Shameless is like hanging out with one of the guys. It’s what we like the most about her. Her Jersy upbringing makes makes her sorta like the talkative “cousin Vinny” I never had. Weather it’s a wild story from her past or recounts from the previous weekend – we’re generally always kept on the edge of our seat.
She’s big into the leather community and recently finished her tour as Heart of America Leather Woman. (A sash title of some sort which to our limited knowlege of the scene basically meant to us that she’s the “Biggest, Badest Leather Lesbo in these here parts”.
She showed us the program from the step-down cerimony and her credits page… There, tucked into what had to be the longest run-on sentence in history, between names with titles like, “Pup, Boy, Master, Pig, etc) was “to The Corbetts, For helping me plan the takeover of the free worldand various other subversive activities”
I got a little schmoopy… We’re not “leather people” – in fact – We vaguely understand the fetish. We’re just three boring suburban guys who think a fun night is sitting around talking and playing card games.
To mention us in this program which is something that is very important to her was flattering.
To want celebrate her birthday with us is flattering.
Proof that fetish sub-culture folks don’t always entirely surround themselves with like-kind…
We could give two shits that she’s the ex-reigning Eat-Me-Beat-Me babe of the Midwest. But we acknowledge and respect it’s important to her.
She could give two shits that we’re three nesting hairy guys in a suburban ranch. But she acknowledges and respects that we’re happy.
I could give two shits about this blog thing… But I acknowledge and respect that I’m doing it anyway and in complete denial that I love doing it.