So you’re standing there getting ready to wash your hands after taking a leak and you see this lonely little hand dryer stuck on the wall, swimming in an ocean of 6 inch white tiles lit only by a flickering fluorescent fixture….. You shake yourself from wondering if the odd smell is some form of bleach-based cleaner or if that’s what really old pee smells like.

You stop.. pull out your phone and take a picture.

then stop to realize the shot wasn’t straight.

So you take another picture.

not straight.

finally you realize the cheapy little lens is causing a funky, yet sorta cool, distortion.

then you realize you’ve been in the bathroom for like ten minutes.

then you have to explain why you were gone so long.

then you mention something about a gimmick.

*click*

*dial tone*