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Now with spring officially on us – I figured it’d be a good day to de-scuz the carpet. The closed up winter and a few soda spilling accidents had the carpet, which was already “iffy” when we bought the house, resembling flooring you’d see in a Cops episode.

Being a vacuphile, I’m fond of these bigger-cousins to my beloved carpet suckers. I headed up to the grocery store where they rent them before the guys were up.

Apparently they have TWO models of Rug Doctors now.. A smaller one and a lager one, available for an additional five bucks. When asked which one I wanted I asked the lady which one would make my butt look smaller.

She failed to see the humor… and who could blame her.. Who wants to deal with a hyper caffeinated git with a carpet sweeper fetish at 6:30am?

Transaction accomplished and before I knew it – I was home terrorizing the cats and extracting bucket after bucket of dank dark nasty water from the floor.

And THAT was pretty much my entire day… *so why would I blog about it?