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I have no idea how I got on their mailing list, but we regularly receive the Chefwear catalog in the mail.

A titillating coincidence. I’ve always had an inexplicable thing for Chef outfits. If asked, I’d tell you the Village People should have had a Chef instead of the Navy guy.

Quarterly when the catalog arrives in our mailbox I’m overrun with the same kind of naughty glee I got when the International Male catalog would show up in adolescence back in the 80’s.

I suppose everyone has their buttons. Mine are in odd locations, but generally brightly lit and ADA compliant.

I won’t deny that I’m odd… just that I have a blog.