Our typical low-key Wednesday night was spiced up by a spur of the moment call from our long-lost pet-power-dyke, Shameless.

She had moved to New Jersey eight months ago but now is mid-move to Texas… St. Louis is between the two – and she called to ask if she could crash at our place.

Once she got over the shock from the changes….. Chad’s beard… Kevin’s beard…. My 80’s hair… The lack of ashtrays in the house… etc… – we got down to the business of catching up.

We huddled around her iBook and watched the slideshow unfold along with Shameless’ signature animated narration.

We saw photos of New Jersey and of men’s butts from the leather-guy eat-me-beat-me events she attended all over the east coast.

She blew outa here this morning as quickly as she blew in last night.

We wish her a safe journey…

I wish you’d stop thinking this was a blog.