Studio / Chad-Day yesterday…. Got some errands done… Clocked a couple billable hours…. Tried to jump my dad’s car who’s battery is mysteriously dead….
Stopped by QuickTrip for a fountain drink as I’m apt to do with the frequency of a crack addict if left unchecked.
I asked the attendant: “Say,… does that Safe Place™ sign outside really mean: Caucasian Buggery Inside?”
Jerry replied: “That’ll be 71 cents.”
I handed him three quarters, “Or does it mean that it’s safe for interracial making out?”
He handed me four pennies: “Thanks have a nice day.”
I saw a chicken and ran out of the store.