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Studio / Chad-Day yesterday…. Got some errands done… Clocked a couple billable hours…. Tried to jump my dad’s car who’s battery is mysteriously dead….

Stopped by QuickTrip for a fountain drink as I’m apt to do with the frequency of a crack addict if left unchecked.

I asked the attendant: “Say,… does that Safe Placeā„¢ sign outside really mean: Caucasian Buggery Inside?”

Jerry replied: “That’ll be 71 cents.”

I handed him three quarters, “Or does it mean that it’s safe for interracial making out?”

He handed me four pennies: “Thanks have a nice day.”

I saw a chicken and ran out of the store.