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take it back


The trip to Costco over the weekend was a particularly heavy one because we let our stores fall so low. $200 there equates out to a LOT of stuff. Not to mention the stuff my dad bought.

The nice employee boxed our stuff up but used a rather large boxes.

It was heavier than I could have should have lifted – and once I heaved the biggest box up out of the cart and twisted to toss it into the back of the car I had that pause… that.. “Oh shit – that was REALLY heavy.”

I didn’t think another thing about it… Until later that night when right side of my back just below my shoulder blade started to vaguely ache.

It’s progressively gotten stiffer and more achy through the week – leaving me last night too uncomfortable to play XBox Live and walking around with a slight Quasimodo posture.

I’m not in unbearable pain… Just really uncomfortable…. and that’s nothing compared to the discomfort over worrying that I’m going to wind up like my father… in my mid-fifties with a fucked back and permanently jacked-up on pain-killers.

I’ve never been able to discern between other people’s wisdom and self-fulfilling prophecies.

More than one person told me on my birthday: “At 33 you’ll start noticing the aging process.”

You can’t prevent the inevitable – but damn it – I intend to gracefully kick and scream the entire way.

I’m not blogging – I’m looking for ibuprofen.

lemon

1000 yard stare

The boy at the Apple Store was convinced that my troubles had to be from a botched install of Panther, so on his recommendation, I returned home and ported my work off to the old G4 and CDs and reformatted the hard drive and installed it fresh.

Within 5 minutes of having the PowerBook back up, it crashed again…. Within 10 minutes I was on the phone with Apple Care. Now with the software being ruled out, that means that this is the third hardware failure since I bought the damn thing last September.

They sent out a box for it and before sending it in I scribbled a hand-written note and taped it to the top of the unit in hopes to appeal to the emotions of the Apple Service Department. Probably wasted effort… Today’s business / customer service model doesn’t accommodate the human condition. Not even companies who tout a touchy-feely “we like people” image like Apple.

Hardware failures don’t just happen to nifty little portable computers. Kevin stepped off a curb and twisted funny over the weekend and wound up throwing his back out. He does this about once or twice a year… Back injuries are miserable because you can’t get comfortable.

I suck at playing nurse – and wind up feeling sick and helpless. I do my best to keep his cold-packs changed and fetch him a Darvocet every four hours… It’s all I can do.

My dad came by the house with some homeopathic stuff from his stores. (His back is permanently fucked).

I greeted dad with a big hug. The nightmare chrisglass is going through with his father has really been sticking in my head lately. Since mom left, Dad’s permanently sad and doesn’t like to leave the house much. I tempted him with a fresh pot of coffee to stick around a little bit and hang out. It was good to just sit around and spend some time with him.

Since the divorce, both of my parents have pretty much become damaged goods. I wish it was as easy as calling Parent-Careâ„¢ and having them send out a box so I could send them in for repairs as well. Unlike my PowerBook, I wouldn’t push for a replacement… Repairs only please.

Damage aside, Glass’ situation has reminded me of the significance, and impermanence of parents.

note to apple

They, (or anyone for that matter), do not have an expiration date printed clearly on their necks for you to check.

If I had a blog I’d probably attempt some dumb ass, limp-dicked correlation between my broken laptop, Kevin’s back, my dad’s soul and my friend dealing with his pop dying.

buzzkill

fair warning

Wandered the canyon socializing today.

Sam, our friend from Jefferson City, has arrived and set up his campsite near to “the gang’s”.

Sam works for the department of conservation and is the “uber-outdoorsman”. He’s great to go on hikes with. Sam is able to point at just about animal or insect along the way and call out it’s latin name and regurgitate factoids about it’s eating habits.

broken ankle

The evening was the big costume party and contest.

xenohomo‘s squash styling won first place.

Silly costumes abounded and the mulled wine warmed our tummies.

We were starting to loosen up and get into the groove of the party when news came over our walkie-talkie that Karl, one of the members of our group, has tripped on a rock and broke his ankle.

We raced back to the campsite and stuck around until the ambulance came from the closest town. Total time for crisis management, 3 hours. A definite damper on the evening.

Yanked from party-mode, we returned to our campsite and spent the remainder of the evening reciting dumb movie dialouge over the walkie-talkies with Bouvier to entertain ourselves.

mojobear documented Karl’s break claiming it would be not-blog worthy.