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So… YouTube gets bought for one point five BILLION dollars….

one point five biiiiiiiiiiiiiilion dollars….

The shame repository featuring endless fart jokes, bloopers and incriminating video footage from people’s tender teen years.

That last bit is only effecting my generation and on since camcorder technology began to be affordable just in time for our teens.

North Korea testing nukes… Civil war in Iraq…. Some organic milk isn’t really organic…

There’s nothing left to fear but fear itself…. well… that and the unsettling notion that one day I could flip through YouTube and see a video clip of myself in ’89, jazz squaring through an off-key Grease medley during a show choir concert.

Yes… I was in show choir.

No… I don’t want to talk about it.

chicken.