for a couple light-bulb jokes:

“How many Gods does it take to screw in a light-bulb?”

One…… because I said so.

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“How many members of the Bush Administrationâ„¢ does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

None… There is nothing wrong with the light-bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?!

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source: The Funny Times – (May 2005) Elise snagged from her mom.

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