drive by message

I just walked in the door from a very long day.

So – there I was working all day at a clients enduring the ENDLESS, (seemingly all G.O.P.), radio spots that kept interrupting the stream of innocu-rock.

So sure I was a little annoyed….

I stopped by the bar and had a few beers and on the way home…. I was trapped on 44 behind… her.

A middle aged woman in a Ford Focus – littered with Bush stickers, support-our troops ribbons, “God bless America” ribbons… and get this.. the breaker:

“Children are a Gift from God” – set in Times Roman in Red, White and Blue.

Maybe it was the day of neo-con commercials.

Maybe it’s the karmic bummer because the Sox are kicking our ass in the World Series.

Maybe it was the three Miller Lites.

I snapped.

Risking an accident – I yanked my briefcase out of the back seat – pulled out a piece of paper and a Sharpie and scaled a message…

Then licked it and stuck it to my driver-side window, raced up beside her, honked and waved.

Is this harassment?

She didn’t do anything to me personally…

Is this a bad sign if Mr. Happy Go Lucky Stonner bear gets to fed up that he pulls a stunt like this?

What’s the rest of the country feeling?

What is this – a blog or something?

*If it was – I’d apologize for the manic, stream of continuousness, un polished entry.

PS – in the interest of vehicular safety, I truncated the message – I “wanted” it to say:

“CHILDREN ARE THE PRODUCT OF SEXUAL REPRODUCTION…. you GIT”