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time share daddy

ed

Chad’s shift ran a tad long so given the choice between hanging out a my clients and making up things to do to burn billable hours and going over to JJ’s for Happy Hour.. I chose the later.

Since de-booze-hounding, it only takes two or three beers to put a smile on my face and grey-wash the CONSTANT running worry-wart dialogue that seems to plague my mind.

The early happy hour crowd on Fridays is mostly the “old-timers”. It’s entirely more fun to sit around and shoot the shit with guys pushing 60 rather than ones my own age. I suspect it’s a sexual-predatory thing. It’s not like these gents are genitally dead or anything… it’s more like they’ve hit that age where they’re like “Sure – I’ll doink you… all ya’ gotta do is ask.. otherwise, let’s sit here and have a conversation.”

It just seems less tedious than the constant posturing and cruise-mode that folks my age and younger tend to default to. (it could very well be an unintentional, social-physiological phenomena).

But alas – I speak in generalities… which – tend to be dismissive.

Kiwi’s hubby woofer was tending bar and his out of town guest, Ed from California.

From what I can gather, Ed is Woofer’s “time-share-daddy”. They visit a couple of times a year. I’m not entirely sure how this works into Woofer and Matt’s relationship dynamic – nor do I need to understand. I’m the guy with two life-mates – so I tend to arbitrarily accept anyone’s arrangement .

We’ve met before. Once you get through the initial “I’m not into the leather daddy / daddy boy scene” – Ed loosens his posture and is a good conversationalist.

We yapped about Eicher homes, his loathing of American Airlines and his sweet n’ salty impressions of drewbearsf.

I asked him if I could take his picture for this blog-thing I don’t have that Drew may see.

gad-ge-me-ation


don, mom and Jose

Sunday was overbooked as predicted. We were up and out early to get to my dad’s to de-jungle his garden and then raced back to the house to scrub down in hopes that we don’t get poison ivy.

We had just enough time to decontaminate and get dressed to make it, (albeit unfashionably late), to Woofer’s graduation party.

The party had been going for about 4 hours by the time we got there and most everyone including Don and his mom were pretty tanked.

Kiwi was running about being super-host while we mingled with the guests, many of whom are JJ’s crew that we haven’t seen in a long time since becoming anti-social suburban shut-ins.

We hung out for a few hours, stuffed ourselves with bacon wrapped cocktail weenies and watched Don, his mother and a few other guests polish off a bottle of tequila.

Got home and crashed only to get up a little later to indulge a little in the new video crack: “Ratchet and Clank” (Thank you chrisglass for lending it to us.). This is the most use our PS2 has ever gotten.

(insert blog denial here)

icy blues and v.w.s

Don – a.k.a. “woofer”

Slowly but surely I’m getting to the loose ends we need to wrap up to finish JJ’s new site. I was able to catch the last employee I had to take some snaps of – Woofer, the barback.

Woofer is a retired career Army man – who’s specialty was K9s. The irony here of course is he was dubbed “woofer” long before he was out, (of the military and otherwise).

We met him shortly after he retired and moved to St. Louis. At that time he was still a sheepish “new guy” – but thanks to a stocky build, ice-blue eyes and “aww shucks” midwest personality, he was quickly embraced and made friends…. Later getting hired by the bar – the perfect job for a 40-something returning college student.

Don can come off a little abrasive at times, but he means well. When you’re in the Military for 20 something years, you loose out on the decades of the “nice-guy sugar coating skills” most of us perfect by our 30′s.

The biggest thing I love about Woofer? – He filled a void in our friend Matt’s life. The moment they met we all could tell they had a thing – but through mutual denial took damn near a year to declare themselves boyfriends. Now, years later, they’ve settled down and own a great house together and one rental property.VW Corrado

The other thing I have in common with him besides adoring Matt? He too suffers from VW-sickness. But the lucky bitch owns an old Corrado… his “baby”. *The Corrado came out in the early 90′s and replaced my teenage object of auto-lust – the Scirocco. I’ve never owned either. Despite our pledge to never buy another traditional gasoline powered car again – I suspect a midlife crisis will strike with a vengeance and I’ll wind up owning one before I’m 40.

I’m in for a treat though… I get to “babysit” Woofer’s car while they travel to Europe for three weeks next month.

I feel like I’m 16 again.

I feel like I’m blogging…

huh.. impossible.